The "F*ck It — Let's Book Calls Before Christmas" Workshop

What We're Doing Live in 90 Minutes

No slides. No modules. No theory. No fluff. Just one continuous live build of your entire December Calls-Before-Christmas campaign using my custom GPT stack.

Here's exactly what we'll create, together, live:

1. Reindeer Pimp-My-Offer (GPT)

• Your December offer angle
• Your strongest seasonal hook
• The Christmas-specific emotional trigger
• A cleaner, tighter, more irresistible value promise
• Your positioning for a holiday-timed ask

This is the engine of your entire campaign.

2. Your Christmas Announcement Post (Written by GPT Live)

• Scroll-stopping story hook
• Christmas framing
• "Everyone else is asleep" angle
• The reason to book before Christmas
• Your CTA (non-salesy, high-trust)

This post launches the whole campaign.

3. Your Christmas DM Scripts (GPT-Generated)

• Your opener
• Your "holiday-safe" follow-up
• A frictionless December CTA
• Scripts that don't sound thirsty, salesy, or weird

You'll literally copy + paste these.

4. Your Christmas Micro-Lead List (GPT-Powered)

• Your 50–100 person micro-list
• Behavior-based selection (not demographics)
• Who is most likely to reply during Christmas
• The highest-trust contact point for December

This is your "Calls Before Christmas" hit list.

5. Your Day-1 Launch Sequence (We Launch It Live)

• Announcement post
• DM opener
• List
• Follow-ups
• The Christmas CTA

And then we hit GO. Yes — we are literally launching your campaign on the call. This alone will book calls for you within 24–48 hours.

Why This Works Better Than Any Other Time of Year

December has three built-in cheat codes that don't exist in any other month:

• LOW COMPETITION. Everyone stops showing up. You instantly stand out.
• REFLECTIVE BUYERS. December = "new year thinking." People evaluate goals, revenue, career, direction.
• EMPTY INBOXES. Less noise = higher reply rate. Buyers actually see your message.

This is the only month where your offer AND your DMs AND your posts convert at the same time.

Special Bonus: The Christmas Outfit Rule

This will be iconic. 🎄 Wear any Christmas-themed outfit on the call (uglier = better) and you unlock:

• The Secret Christmas Pricing Offer (only available to people in costume)
• 🎅 One person per workshop wins a FULL YEAR of Seven Figure Creators — value: ~$3,000

🎄 Must wear a Christmas outfit.

🎅 Must stay to the end.

The screenshots alone will be legendary.

Who This Is For

Perfect for:

• Solo founders
• Founders with small teams (<5 people)
• Consultants
• Coaches
• Agencies
• B2B service providers
• People who have been posting + praying
• People who want actual pipeline
• People selling expensive offers

Not for:

• Automation bros sending 1,000 DMs/day
• "AI prompt influencers"
• People allergic to Christmas cheer
• Lurkers who never take action

Why This Approach Is Different

This is not "AI prompts." This is my private GPT stack, trained on 54,187 viral LinkedIn posts, 295,534 DMs, 5,000+ sales calls, 1,600 founder campaigns, and 100M+ words of behavioral data.

You watch the entire campaign be built for you — live — using the exact machines we use to book 5–20 calls a week. Most people talk theory. We are pressing publish.

What You Walk Away With

By the end you'll have:

• Your Christmas offer angle
• Your announcement post (ready to publish)
• Your DM scripts
• Your micro-lead list
• Your Day-1 launch sequence
• The full workshop recording
• The Calls-Before-Christmas execution map
• Momentum, clarity, confidence

Everything you need to book calls before Christmas and roll into January with a warm pipeline.

Workshop Details